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My BESTfriend. I love her, forever. If i'm not her bestfriend, she is still mine.. I try to treat her the best i ever could but i guess i'm not enough. She is beautiful, smart, energetic, clumsy, outgoing, gorgeous, hilarious, bubbly, open minded, caring, trustworthy, she is the best. I love her SO much and i don't want to loose her. I wanna be her bestfriend forever & a day. If that will happen? i'm not sure. I guess i havn't made the best dicisions, and i'm trying to fix them. But Maddy, i want you to know i love you. I couldn't ask for anything more, or better. You are the best bestfriend ANYONE could ask for, and maybe i have taken that for granted, but i do love you. When we hang out, i don't care what we do.. I just LOVE every second of my time with you, and we can both be pissy. But i love you, and i accept you for who you are and i am ALWAYS here...
Friend: "Maddy Usilton looks so pretty today."
Me: "Yeah, I know. But she looks GORGEOUS everyday. Even without makeup. I wish i could look/ be her."
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A person who likes to go to Disney Land solely for the purpose of kidnapping babies, when the parents find out who stole their babies this person then proceeds to show off their good looks and perfect smile, after which the parents immediately leave and develop a severe case of Dissociative Fugue in which they completely forget who they are and begin a new life with new identities until years later their severe mental disability dissipates and they wake up in a polynesian whore house naked and incredibly jacked on heroin.
Hey bro I went to disney land with my children for the first time so I could show my wife what a good farther I could be after my long and hard path to parenthood, and then I woke up in a polynesian whore house...I was totally Maddie Poped...
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it is a slang term for your trapazoid muscles on your shoulders. the reason foe this slang term is bacause the first known case of large trapazoid muscles was on a girl named Maddy.
I was lifting the other day and now my Maddy Muscles hurt.
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A cat-like creature who is ofter seen canoodling with her boyfriend. She is a Class A sluttastic girl. A maddie generally complains about her coaches and quits almost everything she trys. Maddie is a good friend who usually hates one specific girl on her team. She has a wild sense of humor and has very thick luscious cat like hair. She is a very weird girl and can hold straight faces well. She is also a good listener.
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Maddie Cathy. We were best friends in eighth grade. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in ninth grade, I joined the cheer team, and it was totally fun but then we got new coaches, and Maddie was like, weirdly jealous of my relationship with the team. Like, if I would blow her off to go to a team bonding, she'd be like, "Why didn't you snap chat me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-cheer team party, I was like, "Maddie, I can't invite you, because I think your an unpopular, loser." I mean I couldn't have an unpopular, loser at my party. There were gonna be cheerleaders there and she didn't have a cheer uniform . I mean, right? She was not a CHEERLEADER. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the eleventh grade, all of her hair was thinner and she was really slutty, and now I guess she's on the cheer team and has a boyfriend.
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a blonde that holds the record for the most sexual partners by the age of 14. (some examples are tits mcgee, pizza face, dr. phil, and 49 other people)
the maddi cumsey got fucked up the ass by a 22 year old pizza guy.
the maddi cumsey lost her virginity at the age of 9
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The nicest and funniest girl in the world. will make you laugh for hours. very beautiful and whoever doesn't think so can fuck off. Is in love with cats. and will be getting 3 very soon
Maddie Deangelo is fucking hilarious
Maddie Deangelo is the best
Wow! that girl is almost as good looking as maddie deangelo
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When you finally realized you've gotten chlamydia so you can only resort to having an only fans because you can't get dick and old ment offering to buy your nudes is the only attention you're ever gonna get
Did you see that bitch on only fans. She was definitely a dirty maddie
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