MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing.

Used when LOL won't cut it. Similar to LMAO, Smeh or ROFL

Ex:

Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?

Chapman: BEARS MAIL

Chapman:

Otto: MAIL so hard rn

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing

Used to describe when something is so funny LMAO just won't cut it.

Chapman: anal is for assholes
Ottoman: MAIL rn

You've got mail

You've got mail! Check your letterbox.

You've got mail!
Dies of explosion.

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

He-mail

An email sent from a male to a group of males regarding motorcycles, vintage cars, or last night's football game while purposely excluding females.

Male: "Hey Shannon, did you see what Brian sent?"
Shannon: "No. I wasn't included in that He-mail."

Booty Mail

A booty call through email.

J: Check your email.
P: Did I just receive a booty mail from you?
J: See ya tonight!

Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"