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When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.
I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum Masturbation
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When a girl or woman proceedes to masturbate and sexualally reach an all time high (moan), due to the appearance and/or voice of Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.
When I was in the movie for New Moon, all I heard was Twilight Masturbation.
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How a man in prison gets off in the shower by himself
Get naked, get hard, lube your thighs, stick your hard-on between your legs, run in place until victory! Now you know How to Masturbate - Convict style
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(verb) to play notes and chords with no rhythm or relation to each other, 99 percent of the time sounds like crap, noobs do it often
Guy 1: how did you play at the concert yesterday?
Guy 2: ah. i forgot how to play my song so i had to guitar-masturbate
Guy 1: ouch.
Guy 2: yeah people threw stuff at me and my girlfriend left me after the concert
Guy 1: next time just learn your material, idiot
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A place where you come to masturbate and masturbate to come!
Don: I went to the masturbation station last night!
Rick: Did you masturbate to come?
Don: Of course! What else is there to do?
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When two people mutually decide to play Guitar Hero with one guitar controller. In this situation, one person takes one set of buttons on the controller while the other takes the rest. This is done to enhance performance, but, due to a lack of unison and timing, this configuration typically results in failure.
Dude #1: Ok, you take green to yellow, and I'll handle blue and orange.
Dude #2: Mutual masturbation sucks, let's just go jack off together.
Dude #1: After More Than a Feeling, bitch!
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1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.
"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"
"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
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