calilfornia mating call

that unmistakable clikn sound created when chopping up some blow tring to lure some coke hoe over to your pad ..

dude .. it was a cake walk .. i just called that bitch up an give her the ol calilfornia mating call. .... next thing i know is we was neked doin shots a tekilla and me snortn fatties off her hip..

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Billy Faux Mates

Someone who drops meetings with real friends, by claiming to have arrangements with people no-one has ever met.

Dude he says he can't meet us tonight - he has to meet some friends from work. As if, he's such a Billy Faux Mates!

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Fucking cheers mate

A way to say thank you in a good manner

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"

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Cubicle Soul Mate

A Cubicle Soul Mate is a person with whom one has a feeling of deep or natural affinity, similarity, spirituality, or compatibility at your place of work. Your Cubicle Soul Mate is one whom you get along with very well at work and have a deep trust and confidence in. You can trust them to keep your up to date with work issues and current office gossip. Your Cubicle Soul-Mate will always have your back weather work related or not. You can trust your Cubicle Soul Mate to give advice and tell you the truth when you need it and keep an ear out for any drama going down.

My Co-Worker Dorothy is my Cubicle Soul Mate. We are the best of friends at work and I know she will always have my back.

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Are you a weightlifter mate?

a way of saying "I need to take a wizz"

standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"

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Slyly, Mate, Slyly

A phrase used to avoid conversation or most of the time used in situations where it makes no sense but is used anyway, can be used as an answer for anything.

Josh: Alf Your Focus Sounds Fucked Mateee

Alfie: Slyly, Mate, Slyly

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Just Mute It Mates

Also known as JMIM, Just Mute It Mates is used to address a specific audience commenting on a video in which an unnecessary, unwanted song is playing during the video. This phrase is used to acknowledge that you dislike the song without aggressively insulting the creator of the video.

Commenter 1: Cheers for making these vids man, but like other people have commented, this music is pretty unbearable.

Commenter 2: Redo this with better and less profane music. Great and really helpful video though!

Commenter 3: Just Mute It Mates.

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