night-watchman

- a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the 'tiles', and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.

- "...euh! At least the night-watchman was looking over us last night Judith!"

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rape the night

when you go out and try to find parties even though you know there is nothing going on, thus forcing you to become desperate and ask people at stoplights "where the party at?"

Person 1: "Dude i told you we shouldn't have gone out tonight, there's nothing going on."
Person 2: "We're gonna find something! Pull up to those guys next to us and ask 'where the party at?'"
Person 1: "I can't believe we're desperate enough to rape the night"

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night smurf

crafty little african hobbit that moonwalks in the shadows of the night. moonwalking in the daytime would ruin the jerri-curl.

i almost broke my leg when i tripped over those damn night smurfs. ( commonly used noun to describe africans )

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Night train

the semi buzzed feeling one has the day after smoking a lot of weed.

o shit nigga i be on dat night train from tokin up last night

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night arrows

A catchphrase used by the listener community of the Simply Syndicated podcast network, whose podcast Movies You Should See first popularized the term.

Prepare the night arrows!

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Night Stick

A stick used to restrain criminals by the police, or namely the LAPD.

They kicked and hit Rodney King with the Night Stick, or a.k.a the Johnny Stick and it had no affect on him

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night rider

A(n) (ugly, or fat, or both) white girl who only likes black guys. Common characteristics include slicked, wet hair, hoop earings, LOTS of make up, and their impression of a Jamaican accent (very cheesy). Can be picked up on a public bus.

"Look at that white girl Jamal's talking too!"

"Yup, she's a night rider"

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