Danger Can

A drinking game involving a can of beer (lager) and a group of people.

The game starts by the first person shaking the can as hard as possible in time to the rest of group chanting "Dan-ger can, Dan-ger can, Dan-ger can!" After the 9th shake the shaker smashes the body of the can into their head with as much force as they dare.

This continues around the group until a fracture appears in the can. If it is just a small leak then the person who caused the can to leak then they must cover the hole, and repeat the process until the hole opens up. The smasher then attempts to drink the resulting deluge of beer as the rest of the group cheers/avoids the rain of beer.

"Guys, they are playing danger can, lets join them!"

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Soda Can

A type of carbonated liquid container that is designed by dumb people in order to piss off the drinker by not letting them get the last drop.

It took me a whole friggin hour to get that last drop from the soda can!

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dough can

When a female wears clothing so tight that flesh bursts out in a bulbous manner similar to a can of biscuit or roll dough when you first pop it open. This can be midriff, legs of shorts, or sleeves.

Wow.. look at that chick rocking the dough can with those low riders and spandex top. She must not have a mirror at home.

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can of bisquits

The term used to describe a large woman, typically a gunt in tight jeans. The term applies to the visual of the jeans being unbuttoned and the gunt popping out like the dough in a can of store bought bisquits.

Look at that Gunt. You undo her pants and she'll pop out like a can of bisquits.

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Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.

Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.

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Few cans?

As it says on the tin: would you like to consume a few cans of lager, cider, or otherwise? Possibly get drunk? Night after night? A heavy session indeed.

Few cans lads?

Few cans?

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mater can

A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.

"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"

"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"

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