kick in the nuts

Something a girl does to a boy to either get her way or take revenge for a previous discrepancy. Despite the term "kick" included in the phrase, it can be used to describe any method in which a girl uses her legs to gain a physical advantage over a boy, limited to attacking his nuts. She may use her knee or thigh to overpower her male opponent. Also deployed by males to males, but everyone knows it hurts more when a girl administers it.

1(To get her way): I wouldn't let Amy do it her way, but my tune changed when she kicked me in the nuts under the table.
2(To take revenge): He never made fun of Amy again, after she kneed him in the nuts.

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nut gobbler

a prostitute or whore that swallows a man's load. Made popular by a South Park episode involving the crippled Jimmy and his quest to find a prostitute to relieve his erection. Thanks Trey & Matt!!

That ho is a nut gobbler. She can't get enough of my jizz.

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sweet as a nut

When something really good happens and you have suceeded.

"Ahh mate, I manage to hit a tonne in my car!"
"Sweet as a nut mate, sweet as a nut!"

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Dietz Nuts

/Dētz Nəts/
A popular snack made by the company Dietz and Watson made from meat

Friend: What are those?
You: These? Dietz Nuts. Dietz & Watson, Dietz nuts.
Friend: Those are nuts?
You: Dietz nuts aren’t nut nuts, Dietz Nuts are… meat nuts.
Friend: Those are me nuts?
You: Meat nuts. They’re Dietz nuts.
Friend: Can I get one of those?
You: Go ahead, grab a hand-full of Dietz nuts… yeah, get a good grip in there.
You: Hey Friend, how Dietz Nuts taste… are they delicious?
You: What a fun snack.

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bunker nut

person with large head,mcd...aka..toblerone head, slab nut,oblonge heid. this type of speciese are usually found in burnbank

haw..bunker nut get me a can!!!

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fuck nut

Someone whos is generally a screw up and its not a surprise.

What a fuck nut, I can't believe she said that to the boss.

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nut wrinkle

the space between two little flaps of skin on the ball sack that incubates smelly,dirty sweat and leftover cunt drippings for the next person to lick

that britney is about as clean as a nut wrinkle

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