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A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does
Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend
Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy
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a weird way to say your mom In a slang way
Hey! Your mommy dot commy!!
I think you mean your mom.
Yeah, its just a new cool way to say your mom.
A married woman with children who decided to have an affair with no intention of ever leaving her financial security blanket, i.e.. her husband.
The main character in My Lover's Keeper, Jen Gregory, is the queen bee of mommy cheaters.
From December 30th to January 1st appreciate your thick mommy girlfriend/s/friend/s.
"Hey dude did you hear it's mommy appreciation day today?"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"
a version of shoms that is absolute mommy material. everytime u see her ur pants turn white
omg its mommy shoms,why is my pp sticky all of a sudden?
The mom who didn't breast feed you and has ginormous hooters and her humongous rack. You know its that one friends mom who has the biggest rack in da hood and always gives you the breast hugs oops i meant best hugs. you know the mom that hugs you and you drown in mommy milkers you know they are so soft a ginormous you know what i mean(;
friend:you wanna come over
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it
going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love
Mommy's rack: huge hooters