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The anxiety you experience after watching the Oscars and feeling like you have to watch all those movies.
Heather: What are you up to this weekend?
Sarah: Well I'm experiencing some major POSS (Post-Oscar Stress Syndrome) so I'm renting the Hurt Locker and Crazy Heart.
Do you know what day it is today?
It’s send national send oscar nudes day!
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Military phonetic alphabet for "Go fuck yourself." Look at the first letter of each word.
I told my commanding officer the coordinates were: "Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot." Thank god he never learned I told him to go fuck himself.
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A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.
Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.
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Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.
I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.
the best dog in the world. a chill thing.
Owner: Oscar get back here!
Oscar aragoat: no
Mailman: ahh
Brother: the dog ate my yeezys
Oscar, probably a Mexican thats hella mf loyal and could get all the hoes if he wanted but he pushes them aside because hes too brilliant for hoes, and also he plays soccer because every mexican does
Girl:"Oscar is so cute"
Oscar gomez : okay. Anyways...