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The need to employ a self imposed censorship on utilizing expletives when having a conversation with a friend in the presence of adults and/or uptight people.
Dude! Watch your language. PG (Parental Guidance)is in the room!
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A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.
Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."
Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"
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When a “pet parent” forgets their pets zodiac sign.
She thought her idiot dog was a Leo when he was actually a Virgo because she is a horrible pet parent.
threatens to beat you, will yell at you if you say "i dont know" but sometimes tells you to say it, looks for things in your room to have a ascuse to scream at you, says they never tell lies (but lie about everything), gets so drunk to the point where they almost sleep with you for a whole night, will loose the things they take away from you and not give a shit about it (can be lost for even 4 months), gives you deppression and axiety but since she "knows everything" she just gives you pills, if you talk back at all she'll treat you like shit (dont forget she reminds you about it everyday), and thats not even a start.
my mom that is not good at parenting just threating to cut all my hair off in my sleep (true story)
A mother or father figure to a child that is not married to the childs parent.
A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
I'm here to pick up my son from the nurses office, I'm his step-up parent.
Verb,
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!