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A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
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The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped
Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"
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A sentence to describe a particularly thick patty on a burger. Not applicable to sandwiches.
"Bro my patty has curves!"
"Damn, that's one thick burger."
a verb used to describe the action of forcing the scrotum of another into your own mouth whilst fingering the partners anus
Damn Tobey, when you started to peppermint patty fill bin me i released a giant fart.
Giant nipples that take over much of a womans breast, making them ugly and irregular. Resemble the size of chicken patties.
"I hooked up with some bitch last night, i got turned off when I saw she had Chicken Patty Nipples (CPN's)"
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When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.
Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.
verb: the act of returning the patty to its original location; rarely achieved by the average person
Nickity Nack the Pattys back! Scotty brought the patty back when he hit a homerun!
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