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The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
Strange facial contortions intended to look tough.
Pirate face is contagious. It may include such symptoms as a sneering upper lip, raised eyebrow, sour grapes mouth, or constipation eyes.
The rapper Pitbull has a bad case of pirate face.
Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.
I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!
A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.
person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
a female pirate, the most dangerous kind of pirate
Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.
Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.
Marco: Who’s that weird pirate over there?
Polo: Oh, that’s patchy the pirate.
Marco: I see.
Employees of the Goodwill stores that are taking the really nice donation items and putting to the side for friends and relatives to pick up at a later time. These employees and their friends or relatives are then flea marketing, and/or eBaying these items for a pretty good profit.
You are a Goodwill Pirate if you are an employee of Goodwill and set aside items for personal profit.