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A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.
person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
Employees of the Goodwill stores that are taking the really nice donation items and putting to the side for friends and relatives to pick up at a later time. These employees and their friends or relatives are then flea marketing, and/or eBaying these items for a pretty good profit.
You are a Goodwill Pirate if you are an employee of Goodwill and set aside items for personal profit.
A sailor that docks his "ship" in another mans port
"yeah, dock right in there you butt pirate"
Emoticons with only one eye, commonly the piratical smiley .)
.) .( .-) -_ are all examples of piratical emoticons
voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
All of the girls on homecoming court did a pirate vote, even though Stacy was the obvious favorite.
The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”