where a girl takes a massive dump on your lap and makes you piss yourself
merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.
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The 'river' that starts in the gap between your pecs and runs down the gap between your abs. People with defined chests will brag that water can flow down it, much like a river. Usually called a Nile River because of the Nile's overall straightness.
I've been workin' out so hard lately I'm gettin a Nile River
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The only possible way to describe the feeling one gets while your boyfriend eats you out with a Halls cherry flavored cough drop in his mouth.
(Her)Babe, sheβs feeling a little weird right nowβ¦ (Him) What do you mean? (Her) Itβs a little tingly and cold down there, the cough drops are doing somethingβ¦ (Him) Can you describe it? (Her) Itβs like a βtingly riverβ flowing through my body!
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When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.
I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.
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the shitist drink in the world that tastes like shit and gives ppl diarria do not drinkm river rock it will give u rebola
river rock tastes like shit
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A little cunt who sucks fat dick
River Walker like fat black cock up his asshole
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when you meet great joy after passing general laziness or social anxiety
"through my very own effort of crossing the river, i got in touch with a stranger and in the end even recorded a quick song. the rest of my day was very light hearted. which means what i did was right."
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