nile river

The 'river' that starts in the gap between your pecs and runs down the gap between your abs. People with defined chests will brag that water can flow down it, much like a river. Usually called a Nile River because of the Nile's overall straightness.

I've been workin' out so hard lately I'm gettin a Nile River

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Tingly River

The only possible way to describe the feeling one gets while your boyfriend eats you out with a Halls cherry flavored cough drop in his mouth.

(Her)Babe, she’s feeling a little weird right now… (Him) What do you mean? (Her) It’s a little tingly and cold down there, the cough drops are doing something… (Him) Can you describe it? (Her) It’s like a “tingly river” flowing through my body!

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river rock

the shitist drink in the world that tastes like shit and gives ppl diarria do not drinkm river rock it will give u rebola

river rock tastes like shit

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salty river

When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.

I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.

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River bong

Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases

Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases

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River Surfer

1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.

Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.

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River Walker

A little cunt who sucks fat dick

River Walker like fat black cock up his asshole

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