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Falmouth Merry-Go-Round

This is a very violent sexual action preformed by a horse and a chick. This is when a woman preforms oral sex on the horses long slimey sexual organ (the cock penis whatever u like) and does a hoola hoop at the exact same time!

Hey Luke D. werent u the first dude to give a horse a Falmouth Merry-Go-Round?

Why yes i was and the horse had the juicyest jizz i every could ask Santa for!!!!!!!

by twoguysonehorse12 June 25, 2009

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Second Round Draft Pick

Someone who is denied to take a hit on the first bowl smoked and is forced to wait until the second bowl goes around.

No no dude your a second round draft pick you have to wait till later

by PMS indian May 10, 2009

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All Round Pressure Club

The All Round Pressure Club is an exclusive fraternity enjoyed by gentlemen who have their Brown Wings.

The name is derived from the continuous circle of pressure applied by the human anal sphincter which is quite distinct from that of the vagina which, particularly for ladies with a fair amount of wear and tear, has a distinctive H shaped channel which unhelpfully expands as stimulation proceeds.

Lew: Hey Jerry that was some fucking row coming from your apartment last night. I thought someone was being murdered. What the fuck was going on?
Jerry: I got me brown wings, fella. There was collateral damage.
Lew: Get in. Another member of the All Round Pressure Club.

"Elementary my Dear Watson", said Holmes, "the suspect's carefree demeanour, hearty appetite and cheerful countenance merely serves to confirm my suspicion that he is a fully paid up member of the All Round Pressure Club" - Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pummeled Hoop.

by goody5 December 9, 2010

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Very-Merry-Go-Round

Getting on a merry-go-round with your partner and having a quickie in cowgirl position on one of the horses and finishing before the merry-go-round stops

Did you have Fun at the Carnival?" "Yeah, I went on a very-merry-go-round!

by MeatMonster246 December 6, 2010

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fuck from 'round me cuz

A phrase used to express one's dismay whilest in the acquaintance of an undesirable

Tyson: Yo Sid, what's good?! I heard you told Alicia that I was with Sharon last night....

Sidney: Fuck from 'round me cuz!!!! (muffled)with that bullshit...

by meowcat904 November 4, 2009

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red neck Merry-Go-Round

See NASCAR.

The Daytona 500 is the largest red neck Merry-Go-Round of them all.

by SleepyZ February 14, 2004

216πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Round β€˜em up, get on back

β€œRound β€˜em up, get on back” something Broden Likes to say when having sexual relations. Which causes him to need his morning brown.

-Broden, β€œWhen I fuck I like to say, Round β€˜em up, get on back” -Aunty Donnas Big Ol house of fun.

by CowDoy March 16, 2021