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Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.
Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.
When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.
Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.
The female version of a rusty trombone.
The act of tossing a females salad from behind whilst fingering her vagina. Reminiscent of someone purging a freshly digested meal.
"that guy had me on all fours. I couln't contain my moans as he was giving me a rusty bulimic
A female performing oral sex on on a male with dried period blood on his penis. Normally occurs after a male has vaginal intercourse with a female who is on her period.
Stacey was on her period last night. We had amazing sex and she woke me up this morning by giving me a rusty polearm.
Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series
Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.
Getting your nuts sucked while shitting on the person's chest
That girl sure knows how to give use a rusty arbuckle!
When someone shits, doesn’t wipe, and then you eat their ass
I gave her a greasy rusty caribou