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god as seen by youtube atheists
User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??
P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE
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Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.
Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!
Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.
Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!
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When a girl is very heavy on top like a 454 big block engine but you look at her whole body and she has really skinny legs and no ass.
hey look at that chick over there she looks like a 454 on spaghetti strings!!! haha!!
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The pick me girl that is partners with you in science, and don't let you do anything and then you fuck up. (They hate science too)
That chavvy cunt is a right piss spaghetti wanker in it
The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
The eloquent squeeze of Heinz ketchup down the shaft of a penis or phallic item after anal entry, prior to vaginal. Being sure to coat the scrotum because you can’t leave out the meatballs. Causing a large “spaghetti-o” type ring.
After the Chiefs win, I gave my ol gal a nice Kansas Spaghetti-o in celebration!
She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!
To be ready.
"You ready, kids?"
"We're ready like spaghetti, mum!"