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A term coined on the AMC show "Better Call Saul", describing a particular fetish involving one's ass sloshing around in a pie. May also be used as a derogatory term toward an unpleasant person.
1. I know it seems like an unusual fetish, but Matt has a huge collection of videos depicting men performing squat cobblers.
2. You're a fucking squat cobbler.
The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.
Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
Dude, don't eat that Key Lime Pie! Pryce just used it for squat cobbler!
It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill
When a fully clothed person films themselves sitting in pie.
John: How'd you get that stain on your pants?
Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.
An act, normally performed on video, intended to titillate the senses. This act is technically a fetish, but (and this is important) it is NOT ILLEGAL! Squat Cobbler involves a fully clothed man, all by himself, who sits in a pie and wiggles around. The more extreme varieties of this lewd act is known as "Cry Baby Squat Cobbler", or "Cry Baby Squat" for short, which involves tears. Usually, the more tears, the more taboo it is considered to be, and to a certain audience, more desirable.
The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.
In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"
See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler
Jeff came over and was paid handsomely to perform the Hoboken squat cobbler into a still hot dutch apple pie.
The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!
When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles
Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?
Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.
Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.