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: a secondary stick of deodorant, kept in a handy place in case of a sweaty emergency - usually purchased at a gas station or bodega for twice the cost of your primary deodorant stick.
Alex spent the morning surfing in what amounts to raw sewage and he only had 10 minutes to freshen up before his big meeting. While his hair was caked with feces, his clothes damp with the stink of other peoples excrements and his mood stained with the knowledge that he would probably blow the meeting; he took a small measure of comfort in knowing the sweaty smell of his armpits would be addressed by the RESCUE STICK he had put in his glove compartment.
Being rude, snarky, or bossy simply because an individual feels entitled or superior given the convenient circumstances.
Gail was a bitch-on-a-stick to her guest, because she had the connections to reserve a condo in Hawaii.
An extremley satisfying stick that the ladies can't go without in bed. A penis, or dick.
Sam:(sings) Yo Andrew I got the magic stick!
Andrew: Fo shizzle yo! At least all the girls tell me that shit.
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used to take a selfie from a far angle, normally used by insecure white girls who don't like close ups.
No mom its a selfie stick so they cant see my pimples
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The simplest drawing of a human being; one where the torso, arms and legs are just lines (hence "stick figure") while the head is a circle with a simplified face on it.
By extension, an actual human being who is extremely thin, if not anorexic, owing to their slender arms and legs and slight torsos. Plenty of supermodels are called stick figures because of their often bone-thin frames, whether or not they are naturally that thin.
With these two definitions in mind, how could I draw a stick figure of a stick figure?
And why are rich countries trying to emulate poor countries where there's plenty of starvation and fat is the ideal? Why are these wealthy men and women trying to look like stick figures?
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A blunt dipped in Formaldehyde. Produces major psychedelic effects. Very rare
Last night Jay and I did a zombie stick, I thought I saw flying turtles trying to eat my cat.
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During class i developed a shag stick so i went to the little boys room and busted one off.
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