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The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.
John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.
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October 9, 1944- June 27, 2002.
Bass guitar player for the Who, one of the most recognized and adored bands in the world. Also a member of Ox, a band that is relatively unknown, but quite excellent, none the less.
Famous for his "Thunder Fingers", and the fact that he never moved, or even smiled, while playing. (Some speculate that he was attempting to blend into the background, so he would not be mauled by his violent, and often blocked up, band mates).
Either way, he is considered one of the greatest bass players in rock n' roll, and has one of the most obscenely high singing voices ever possessed by a non-castrati.
It's spelt John EntWISTLE, not John EntWHISTLE!
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He is the Shaman of Sexy, The Monday Night Delight, Chuck Norris of Nookie, The Shaolin Master of Manliness, Ambassador of Abdominals, Prince of Parkour.
Former WWE and World Tag Team Champion with Joey Mercury (MNM) and later The Miz (The Greatest Tag Team of the 21st Century). A former Intercontinental Champion.
Hosted a Slammy-award winning internet show with Miz called The Dirt Sheet where they were mock their opponents. Every episode opened with "Hi, I'm John Morrison and ..." which featured some outlandish fact or tidbit about himself. Also, hosted a solo internet show called The Palace of Wisdom.
Known for integrating a parkour style into wrestling, creating a number of fantastic spots, such as the "ninja spot" from The 2011 Royal Rumble. But he is more than a spot monkey and can mat/submission wrestle. (Watch Hell in the Cell 2010 if you don't believe me.)
Often compared to a younger Shawn Michaels.
Seriously, have you seen John Morrison's abs? My god...
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For a man to shake his dick after he pees to stop the dripping
little girl- dad what do you do after you pee
Dad-us men need to jiggle the john
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1) American film director, producer, writer, composer, and sometimes actor, known for the Halloween and The Thing films.
2) Contestant on the US version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, who won the grand prize without having used any Lifelines (but using Phone-A-Friend only to have his father on the line to hear him win the million dollars). Who says a bespectacled bookworm-looking person can't be badass?
1) John Carpenter is one of the best horror filmmakers alive.
2) John Carpenter doesn't need any Lifelines to make WWTBAM his bitch!
The scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.
Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.
Person 1:- "Mate, she's only a 5 out of 10!"
Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"
Lead vocalist and guitarist for Portugal. The Man. Grew up in Alaska and then re-located to Portland, OR where the band is based. Once was in a less technical and creative band but then tried vocals for the first time and magic was made. He has a perfect mustache and an even better voice.
John Gourley is an incredible vocalist.
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