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While getting blown by a girl, you proceed to shit relentlessly in orgasm, and spend the rest of the night apologising
Got her over last night, made a mistake and had to give the full canadian
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When a woman farts and/or queefs while her partner is performing oral sex on her>
She came to my house and gave me a large amount of canadian-draft.
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Fucking a frozen dead body after ice fishing.
I was ice fishing the other day, eh, and Jim got shit faced and passed out so I let him freeze to death. Then I gave him the Canadian Necrophiliac.
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A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.
"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."
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Someone often by the name of Tom
Friend: Ayo Tom, what species are you?
Tom: Canadian Goose mate
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When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out
After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting beard hairs all day!
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Being very polite when asking for a favor from a Canadian.
Tom: I couldn't refuse, he said please and thank you.
Harry: Wow that's some serious Canadian blackmail.
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