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Geek Ranch

In regards to something lame or stupid.
As opposed to "Cool Ranch" Doritos.

A:"Dude,Timmy's so lame."
B:"Yeah. That kid's geek ranch."

by Scott Nash February 16, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Judas Geek

A geek who picks on other geeks to gain favor with jocks in a desperate attempt to escape geekdom and become popular.

Judas geeks rarely feel comfortable around other geeks, never fully accepting their inner desire to partake in geek activities, nor around jocks, whose language and practice they fail to understand and whose physicality they fail to match. The end result is a scrawny, pastry individual in ill-fitted pseudo-fashionable clothes who will backstab anybody to gain a little bit of popularity.

- It's funny, isn't it? As soon as Lisa appears, Ben refuses to talk about magic or RPGs.
- I know, he's such a Judas Geek.

by Crystal10 December 8, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band Geek

one who is enamored with, and lives , eats, sleeps and for all over intensive purposes is infected by the band.

a band geeks profile status, today: woke up for band,put on band uniform, played in the parade with the band, took off band uniform,ate lunch with other "bandies", put on band uniform, played pre game with the band, played half'time with the band, took a nap at band in the middle of the football game with like 50 other "bandies", took off band uniform, ate supper with the "bandies." I love band

by britishbuegler October 10, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


geek hag

Girl that enjoys the company of geeks!

He's such a geek. I don't know why she likes to hang around him all of the time. She's such a geek hag!

by J Doyan August 6, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Geek BurnOut

geeks strive to stay on top of their geekeness
burn out accures when they can no longer maintain the latest and greatest information. or are proceeded in a game or by another geek. thus they give up

how ever Geek BurnOut only last for a shor period of time. normally over the summer break.

then in Autumn a Geek soon retains his/her geekness

geek burnOut finnaly got to him after he couldn't remember how to delete web history from chrome

working so hard to stay on top Geek BurnOut showed it ugly face when the geek used Twitter.com instead of the many applications he/she has

by geeks rule September 15, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band Geek

A high school student who is involved with the school band (usually marching band). These students are often think that band is the best thing in the world and are usually very snotty and condescending to outsiders who think otherwise. They often skip classes in order to be in the band room like chorus geeks. These students are often condemned to having EXTREME social awkwardness and making EXCESSIVE lame inside jokes that aren't even remotely funny, it's almost like they're autistic. Usually there is an alpha nerd who is basically the center of attention. The alpha is either the biggest douchebag in the entire world but on rare occasions, they're actually cool and funny. Male band geeks often hug and grope female band geeks, the girls don't mind because they probably think that they're gay. Band geeks absolutely despise guitarists, they reject anybody with a rock 'n' roll approach to music, but they fucking worship the jazz band guitarist. The jazz guitarist is usually THE biggest douche of them all because he thinks that he's better than all other guitarists in the school. Being in a music theory class with these jack-offs is fucking torture because if you're the one person in that entire class that isn't in band, you're the odd man out, stuck in a fucking classroom for an hour listening to their shitty jokes, them going "AW!" when you ask a question that all of them know the answer to, and their shitty conversations!

Band Geek: How come you don't join band?

Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!

by DrFingerGood July 21, 2011

31๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Geek Queers

Geeky students who go to anime cons and watch sci-fi and are also gay. Often found at such places as the Literature LLC of Mills College etc.

person #1 "Those music girls are hella hot"
person #2 "yeah they are (makes Alice Through The Looking Glass referance)
person #1 "we are such geek queers"

by DemiGod Of Silence September 8, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž