High priestess of the church of greg. She's the founder and prophet of our believes and gives us the word of greg from himself. She leads us to the path to be reborn in the paradise of greg where everyone is greg.
Lady Greg teaches us how to worship
The most beautiful Lady and the high priestess of the church of Greg
Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.
Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"
To Greg is to take a long time to do something.
Phil was really Gregging in a game of Mole Patrol
The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."
I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.
Dora-"I Pegged Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"