The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)
Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!
a man by the name of pete who is rather passive aggressive and very snail like in his little hermit ways
fucking pappy snail is being a real fuck head today
When someone slaps your arm twice (one with each hand) and then proceeds to snail (slide their hand under your arm) your arm, and then say double flap snail
Woah, that was one good double flap snail. ~S. Brown
The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.
Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...
What you do at the shrine of their light
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.
Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
The act of doing cocaine off someone's butthole
We may be Netflix and chilling now, but we will be Netflix and snail dusting before the night is through.