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A SeXXXy Unicorn is a professional woman that embraces her seXXXy side. Just like unicorns they are magical, unique and a little horny. They are ladies that hold their head and their horn up high!
She is a lawyer but she is also a SeXXXy Unicorn.
She gets that bag and is sexy as hell.
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When you or your friend shits out multicolored poop.
Dude #1 Awww, man did you see that guy Unicorn Shit in his pants?!
Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...
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ninja unicorns are rare.
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns
hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.
get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.
damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn
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1. A single woman that is drop dead gorgeous.
She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
Dude, did you see that golden unicorn at the party last night?
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Since most redheads are generally unattractive... you will find the rare sexy redhead (i.e. not albino and awkward) and you will need to express how you feel about them. As unicorns are a mythical creature, you can see how they relate to seeing a sexy redhead... it just doesn't happen very often.
Did you see that ginger unicorn over there? Man, she's smokin.
Hannah Clayton is the OG ginger unicorn.
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Retarded Unicorns usualy are pink and girly. They laugh Either Like "HARDYHARHAR." Or "NUAMNUAM" They find themsleves halarious, when they are actually just making a fool of themself.
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A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.
I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.
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