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When you are having dark sex and you shine a flashlight with a paper bat covering it and your girl looks up and you jam it in her ass as she screams a sound similar to a bat screech.

I totally pulled the batman on Jennifer last night

by cr3my testicle July 30, 2021


Batman

My best friend can't wait to see you at the gothsm barbecue xxx

Love from me and my Goons

Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself

Batman is the greatest friend I've ever had

by The Goddamn Joker September 16, 2021


Batman

He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.

Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.

Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.

Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.

*a random thug yells*

Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!

-30 seconds later-

Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

*Batman right behind him*

Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.

Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*

by TheManThatWillBreakYou November 17, 2013


Batman

Bruce wayne

"Oof....there's Batman"

by Conbon05 June 8, 2019


Batman

(A vigilante that hides in the shadows) He fights crime while struggling with throat cancer and hides behind trash cans after throwing a smoke bomb to make him self look cool.

Never fear! Batman is here!

by TheJimst3r March 28, 2016


Batman

An expression that people use when they don't know what to answer back.

Person 1: Oh my! How did you do that?
Person 2: Because I'm Batman

by KillerFrost June 7, 2015


Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. July 11, 2008