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Putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.
She said, "That's one spicy burrito!"
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A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.
My girlfriend gave me a breakfast burrito, and later died of several horrible diseases.
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Final summation of everything, over the span of the history human race have worked tirelessly to accomplish.
Yes folks... This is it.
Burrito flute.
It would later be called one of the worst storms in North Carolina history. Because it occurred in 1999, some of the most superstitious citizens considered it an omen, the first step toward the end of time
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What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans.
Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on.
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Much like a Flaming Cheeto but the beans and contents of a burrito are used instead.
Two people are having sex and one shoves his wang into a hot spicy burrito and then proceeds to eat the burrito while the other person licks off the contents on the guys member. Thus the guy get a "Flaming Burrito".
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The act of farting in someone's hoodie and then strangling them with the hood.
Rodrigo: Jesus Christ! I'm about to hurl after Juan gave me a dirty burrito after finishing off 3 crunchwrap supremes!
Manuel: Sweet Mother Mary! Thats almost as bad as the time mi padre gave me one after finishing off a plate of Abuela's famous tamales on Christmas morning.
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Semen ejaculated from the penis a very hot and sexy Hispanic guy.
Jose shot his salty burrito juice all over my face when he came.
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