Rural Dictionary

gas jug

We're gonna have to gas jug to get to the next town

by Screech hat February 16, 2016

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NOUN: That pesky ploom of gas that just sits in your belly for extended periods of time, without the motivation to exit. You can't really push it out until it's good and ready to blossom into a fart on it's own.

"Man, I've had the "lazy gas" all day. I'm gonna blow out my o-ring if I keep trying to push it out!"

by Mike & Ron August 4, 2007

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Disgusta, GA

Without a doubt Augusta, GA. or as most people call it: Disgusta, the worst city in the USA. You have to see the place to believe it. It actually makes Detroit look charming. It has all the negatives of the South without any of the benefits. Lots of racism and racists. Large ghetto population filled with corrupt politics. humidity, fat people, and white trash. No one visits Disgusta outside of the Masters unless they are forced to because of work, the army, or family. The crime is very high. The downtown is pretty much abandoned and looks like a set from The Walking Dead. On one side of town there is a large gypsy encampment and they can be seen out at local restaurants and movie theaters with the five-year-old girls dressed like prostitutes. Most of them marry their first cousins. People talk like Foghorn Legorn. It is very hard to understand. Walmart is the main source of entertainment and Applebee's is considered fine dining. Various industries including a paper mill stink up most of the town on a regular basis. It’s like someone farted in a plastic bag and put it over your head. The humidity is so high, it will plaster your ass. During most elections, Republican candidates give out Chick-Fil-A sandwiches to people in the ghetto for their votes. The backward dominated GOP politicians who can't see the future and continue the state policies of the past while not giving a damn. Yes, this shithole is actually still happening. There is a reason it is called Disgusta.

Damn, it looks like the army is sending me over to Fort Eisenhower in Disgusta, GA. I'd rather go to Iraq! At least there's something to do there!

by Amazonia Linux June 25, 2023

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