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To be overly inebriated or drunk. Might be used in place of the word hammered or smashed.
I drank so much, I'm so ham and cheesed right now!
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a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich
your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet
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A womens vagina, box, fuck hole, stink tube...whateva you want to call it. Either whole wheat or white bread...the ham stays the same color.
White on both sides pink in the middle.
Dark on both sides pink in the middle.
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Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet
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There are two definitions:
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.
Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.
2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.
1. Jason: That fat bitch keeps trying to talk to me and ruining my game.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.
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Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.
Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.
Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!
2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.
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I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.
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A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.
Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.
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to nut the fuck up, or snap on somebody with lack of conscience thinking beforehand
this chick went dumb ham on that bitch the other day when she said she her man was fucking her now!
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