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A hand job with all your rings on.
Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
The act of Michael Cera performing a sexual act upon Ray Hank and/or screaming his name while performing a sexual act
Nicole: dood did you see the deleted scenes from that film This Is The End?
Ashelz: no?! What happened?
Nicole: Michael Cera was totally giving Seth Rogan a Ray Job.
Ashelz: damn son!
Nicole: I know right! I've never heard someone say "Ray" in so many different ways
a job that one holds for a few weeks or so to scratch together some cash. when the money is no longer necessary or a new job is acquired, one will simply stop showing up.
person a - “how are you liking the coffee shop gig?”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”
When you get your ass eaten by a hippie chick.
Guys I feel dirty. I got a kim job from that chick from the bar.
Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.
When a male sticks his genitalia through a woman’s breasts and into the mouth back and forwards until they reach climax.
Dude, your mum is so good at giving adventure jobs, I mean I’ve never cummed so much, I could’ve filled the Pacific Ocean with my cum.
The act of sliding ones geintals in the crevice of another person, i.e.back of knee, inner elbow, armpit, etc. This is a sexual act that breakd down the barriers and leads to a closer freakier crevice sexual relationship. Also known as CJ's.
John: Yo, Jess gave me the best crevice job ever last night. The inside of her elbow is so smooth.
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!