Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.

"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"

kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

Clean the kitchen

The act of shaving your balls.

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.

Kitchen Mother

A banned Japanese Anti-Drug PSA from 1982 that's considered to be the scariest, most disturbing Anti-Drug PSA ever to air on Japanese Television. It features a young boy crying next to his meth-addicted mother throughout the commercial.

Person 1: Holy shit man! What the fuck happened to you?
Person 2: Bro, Don't watch an 80s Japanese PSA called Kitchen Mother on YouTube... It will fuck you up for life...

my mather cooks food in the kitchen

My mather cooks food in the kitchen

My mather cooks food in the kitchen

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.