mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

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half mother

your half-brother's mother

Sam and Calvin have the same father but different mother's. Sam's mother Lydia is Calvin's half mother.

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Mother Eff

A 'cleaner' version of Motherfucker, without the "fucker". However, the term is used as if you were simply saying 'damn' or 'fuck', not as if you were saying MF.

This is often heard in very conservative boarding schools, where the students are warned not to use any explicit language, or severe consequences will follow.

1. "Mother Eff", I got an F in that English paper.
2. mom- "GO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"
son- "Right while I was watching the mighty boosh, Mother Eff"
3. "Mother Eff", that sucks.

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my mother

it's the funniest person who i know. often it's very very severe with me, but she does 'cause for my sake. i love her. sometimes i hate her attitude.

an advice: treat her with kindness 'cause she give you everything, everything that you need.

me: i love you more than anything
my mother: do you need money or anything?

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mother's cure

A suburban housewife solution to the daily doldrums. Recipe: Oxycontin + Jack Daniel's

Random person: Hey Suzy, how do you make it through these hard ass days?
Suzy Jenkins: A little concotion I came up with myself that I call the mother's cure. Oxycontin washed down with Jack D. Put it in a cup it looks like iced tea.

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Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.

Forget this mother function test

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Mother Brain

1. Enemy of Samus Aran in the Metroid games "Metroid" and "Super Metroid," Mother Brain is the presumed leader of the Space Pirates and, together with her winged colleague, Ridley, poses a great threat to the Galactic Federation. Armed with her vast intelligence, she seeks to manipulate the power of the Metroids to her advantage.

Typically depicted as resting immobile in an armored case, Mother Brain has also developed other means of defending herself. In "Super Metroid" she demonstrated her combat ability through an enormous bio-mechanical bipedal body- the use of which granted her the mobility she needed to bring her energy beams and bombs to bear against Samus.

Mother Brain was responsible for the slaughter of the "daughter Metroid" of Samus Aran at that same confrontation, adding to the acridness in the feud between the two.

2. an intelligent, reclusive person who remains somewhat guarded and isolated; tends to shy away from those less intelligent than them

1. The Mother Brain killed my babyyy!!!

2.

-Where is Margie?

-She's at the library again. In the basement.

-She's such a Mother Brain!

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