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Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"
"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"
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A pathetic tactic employed by creationists who strive at reminding us the obvious.
Evolutionary biologist: "Observation indicates that we evolved from lower organisms..."
Creationist: "This is just a theory."
Evolutionary biologist: "Of course it's just a theory. Am I expected to be omniscient?"
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The Cat Theory....
A cat chases, catches, plays with, tortures, then kills, and finally eats a rat. That is how cats act/behave.
The celebrity and sometimes mainstream media, the rag mags, and their online sites....chase and catch a story or person that is bad/toxic......play with that story/person......torture (suck the money out of featuring) that story/person......AND when that story/person can't make the media any more money......they finally kill and eat (destroy) that toxic story/person!
The Octomom is living proof of the cat theory; she is being used by the media and will be destroyed WHEN the time comes that she can't make much money for them. Actually, the destruction has already begun.
The balloon boy parents are another example of the cat theory in action.
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Theory that individuals not learning of their sickness are not sick at all. More specifically, if a person is not aware that they have cancer, they will not die of it. The human mind sends endorphins throughout the body, once it is aware of its condition forcing the body to accept the sickness. If the mind is never aware, it cannot send these endorphins; therefore: Prolonging death.
There are no stories of people who have died of cancer, when they didn't know that they had the disease, Only stories of people dying in a short time after being diagnosed. Live longer: Don't see your doctor. Obey the Vanesonian Theory
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The idea that the universe can be represented as a mathematical equation with a series of variables. Whoever would be lucky enough to discover this equation would literally have control over the universe and every aspect of chance involved in it.
And in 1996, man first accepted the possibility of a universal theory.
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The theory that something has happened that really shouldn't have due to invisible or improbable circumstances. The term derived it's name from the English Premier League team Blackburn Rovers winning the Premiership - the fact that that particular team won anything is nothing short of a miracle. It can also be used for example when achieving something highly unlikely in explaining any outside forces that may have helped.
"England won the World Cup? Blackburn Theory, that can't be right."
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Kick ass band that released hits such as "Make up your mind" and their biggest hit: "Santa Monica". By the way, pearl jam SUCKS. Their fans are so die - hard because they know that's the only way the band will survive. pearl jam, who the hell gave you that name?
Here's the lyrics to Theory of a Deadman's biggest song, Santa Monica:
She fills my bed with gasoline
You think I wouldn't notice
Her mind's made up
The love is gone
I think that someone's trying to show us a sign
That even if we thought it would last
The moment would pass
My bones will break and my heart will give
Oh it hurts to live
I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left for Santa Monica
I remember the day you told me it's over
It hurts to breathe
Every time that you're not next to me
Her mind's made up
The girl's gone
And now I'm forced to see
I think I'm on my way
Oh it hurts to live today
Oh, and she said: "Don't you wish you were dead like me?"
I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left for Santa Monica
I remember the day you told me it's over
I wanted more than this
I needed more than this
I deserve more than this but it just won't stop it just won't go away
I needed more than this
I wanted more than this
I asked for more than this
But it just won't stop it just won't go away
I remember the day
when you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain
with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left it all behind
I remember the day you told me it's over
I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain
with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
when you left for Santa Monica
Yeah I remember the day you told me it's over
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