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A socio-economic theory named by the character Captain Samuel Vimes in Terry Pratchet's novel "Men at Arms." The boots theory suggests that wealthy individuals end up spending less money in the long run compared to poorer individuals due to the wealthy being able to invest in high-quality products that last for several years or more, whereas the impoverished must subsist on cheaper, low-quality versions of the same items that only last for a short period of time before needing to be replaced.
"My rich friend is able to buy a pair of boots that cost me two months' salary, and they'll last him forever. I'm stuck buying crappy knock-offs that wear out after only a few weeks. That's boots theory in practice right there."
The one person that gets noticeably drunker than anyone else in the group and/or does something outrageous to earn a wastey boots name.
Erin is doing the monkey in her underwear! Her wastey boots name is now Wastey Monkey Boots.
The act of putting your foot inside another person's asshole. It's like your wearing a large ugly but warm boot
I'm sorry but Ugg Booting is a Hard Limit for me
when the mama is house down and charli xcx snatches the wig
Vexxpink: Hey alpine, don’t you think it was so chilly boots earlier when fhoney called jewxpee a bloke?
Alpinearmoire: i hate pakis
The 30lbs of added weight to your feet brought on by a ketamine high. After snorting ketamine powder the feeling of extra weight on your feet making it difficult to walk, dance, or move.
She tried to walk while wearing k-boots but all she could do was stumble.
The right way to refer to your timbs.
Person 1: Yo nice timbs
Person 2: Nah man these aren't timbs, these are sex boots
A TF2 freak created by STblackST, and is commonly seen stomping people as a oversized boot, or kicking asses back to russia
“This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia.