Let's just be friends

The ultimate put down; what woman say when they want to hear your heart actually break, and enjoy it.

Used when you have just made a drunken fool of yourself explaining your unrequited love to the Office Tease and she wants you to know that your rate lower than thrush, but in a "nice way".

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lets rotate these tyres

When engaging in the courtship of a girl/boy, it is a requirement of youth, when you are not allowed to shag in your parents houses, to seek other locations to close the act. One popular destination is the car. Hence the expression.

" C'mon sweet cheeks, I'm feeling horny, lets go to the local beauty spot, get naked and lets rotate these tyres! "

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Let you go

~ Compulsory Redundancy

Sometimes alternative to "You're fired!", "You're sacked!"

Some would say it's a nicer more civil way of saying it. But really it's only of benefit to the person saying it.

Manager: Look Bill I've done everything I can but they just won't change their minds...

...I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

Bill: You mean I'm fired?

Manager: Oh dear no! Thats not what I said...

...but yes, you will no longer work for us.

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just let it happen

The end-all to any argument, dispute, declination of sexual proposition, etc. Popular among date rapists, but can be used whenever you have no response to a statement or question.

ex 1
guy: lets go to my room
girl: no, i should be going
guy: just let it happen...

ex 2
guy 1: hey i wrecked your car
guy 2: WHAT?
guy 1: dude just let it happen

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let’s play roblox

meg facetiming her friends just to be declined because no one wants to play with her because she streams veggie burger fart

meg: let’s play roblox
friend: no u veggie freak

Let’s just be friends

The term let’s just be friends is a term meant for turning down a romantic advance. The term CAN be used by both sexes, and does not mean that you are a NiceGuy™️ Or NiceGirl™️. It only means that they are not romantically or sexually interested in you.

Man: I really like you, maybe we can get a coffee sometime soon.
Woman: Let’s just be friends
OR
Woman: I really like you, let’s go out somewhere

Man: let’s just be friends

Let's play a game

What a creepy being will say when they're actually tricking you into a jumpscare

"Let's play a game!"
uh oh