Too cute for me

When a girl is saying this and you know you’re actually not. That is the biggest cap of the year

Sam is way too cute for me, he’s out of my league.

That girl is way too cute for me idk how I can talk to her.

too drunk to func

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.

Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.

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its too big

What a girl says when a dick is too big to fit in her pussy.

Guy: oh yeah I'll stick my dick up it pussy.
Girl: its too big

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goody-too-shoes

A goody-too-shoes is someone who needs everything perfect. Even if it’s not theirs they will clean it up or make it tidy. If they don’t tell the teacher the right answer, they go right back at it.

#1 she’s such a goody-too-shoes!!
#2 if I didn’t get the right answer I would just give up

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you too eh?

when someone says a bunch of nonesense to you that you clearly dont give a fuck aboutl and you respond back saying this too piss them off by "saying you too eh?"

yarlsberg: yo dude, last night i jacked off so hard my cock turned meatloaf.

jangle: oh you too eh?

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soup that is too hot

An amount of soup, usually a bowl, that is just too hot.

Brittney: “Hey, try my soup Raymond!” Raymond: “Ooo ooh, my lips, this soup is much too hot to eat at the moment, I will wait for it to cool, this is soup that is too hot”.

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Too short to live

The family from Little People, Big World, and the show. Also, any little people.

hey, did you see Too short to live the other night? That Jeremy is HOT!

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