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Weed found in the trunk of the car.
Man, dud you see all the bags of trunk lettuce the cops pulled from that car.
When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
A sex move where one person shoves a basketball into another persons ass.
Steve: I gave my gf a Slam Dunk In The Trunk last night!
Bruce: Wow you fit the whole ball in there?
Steve: Yeah I made it work.
When you’re so nauseous you feel drunk from riding in the trunk of a car for an extended period of time.
“Bro I’m so TRUNKED rn”
“Dude, I know. We’ve been in this trunk for 3 hours.”
To get drunk like a elephant in a fermented fruit farm.
The other night I got so Trunked off a litre of vodka!
Salty snacks, often potato chips, that are hidden in the trunk of the car which you access behind your spouse's back in quick moments of binge eating while pretending to do something else like take out the garbage or get something from the car. Usually associated with an act of shame and disgrace.
"On the way home from my hockey game last night I finished off half a bag of trunk snacks. I felt ashamed. Yet I could not stop because of my great love for my friend the trunk snack" -Marquee Moon
Something when you shiz in someones mouth then you french kiss them. Reason why because "trunk" = asz or poop "flip" = flip from anal hole to mouth hole
Dude that girl pissed me off i got her drunk and trunk flipped her