trunked

the act of hiding in the trunk of a car while drunk at an early morning hour for the purpose of surprising and scaring someone

Whoa! Did you hear that Stephanie got trunked on Nardito Ave. to surprise Vik?

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trunked

(A)The act of forcing a person into the trunk of a vehicle. (B) The act of temporarily putting a dead or beaten person in the trunk of a vehicle.

(Pat) Hey man have you seen Jim? (Jeff) No, I think Lisa's brother trunked him.

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trunked

When you have been drunk texted, some texts you while they are drunk

I got trunked by my ex last night. She says she still loves me... and that she threw up all over herself.

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trunked

A state of intoxication between crunked (party drunk), and totally F**king wasted.

Ryan: Whats good b?
Pete: Just flippin, need an ell.
Ryan: True, Y'all getting TRUNKED tonight?
Pete: trunked?
Ryan: Yes, it is a state of intoxication between crunked (party drunk), and totally F**king wasted.
Pete: Indeed

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trunked

way of being after consuming way too much alcohol.

Jamey went to the bar last night and got so trunked that he couldn't even see straight.

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trunk

n. the ass, butt, booty, gluteus maximus. Called the "trunk" because its posterior position (on the rear of the body) is relative to the location of the "trunk" of a car. duh!

j-lo is famous not for talent, but fo' dat massive junk in her trunk.

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Trunk

The part of a car where you put dead bodies. Some people buy a car based on the size of the trunk. The larger the trunk, the more bodies you can fit in the trunk.

(At a car dealer, viewing a new car..)
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."

Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)

Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"

Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"

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