vagina wig

On The L Word Jenny gets a bad review from Curve magazine writer Stacy Merkin. Jenny visits the Curve magazine office and refers to Stacy Merkin as a "vagina wig." What exactly is a vagina wig?

A vagina wig, also known as a merkin, (hence the Stacy Merkin reference) is exactly as the name implies, a wig worn over the pubic area. According to Wikipedia, merkins were worn by prostitutes beginning in the 1600s after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis.

Shane (while facing Stacy Merkin): Are you the vagina wig?

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purple vagina

1) Similar to blue balls but for members of the female gender.

2) Sexual frustration.

Robin: Last night I was hooking up with a guy, and he gave me purple vagina, and then he refused to finish me off!

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vagina punch

a powerful punch right into the vagina.

*finish her* "VAGINA PUNCH!!!" *fatality*

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whiskey vagina

The female version of being too drunk to fuck. Girl is too intoxicated to be turned on by any throbbing cock, even by Kelly Slater.

She was drunk enough to go home with him, but whiskey vagina let her down.

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vagina turd

baby, as in the life form produced from the act of sex

she spent 18 hours in the delivery room pushing out that vagina turd

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Vagina Skirt

A skin-tight short skirt (usually made of polyester, elastic and rayon) worn that if one were to bend over, the vagina (or junk) would be visible.

All those girls in that house are wearing vagina skirts and heels.

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vagina ruffle

A mini skirt that is not actually long enough to cover the goods. Instead of covering the vagina, it acts more as a decoration.

You can always spot the freshman because they were vagina ruffles even in the winter.

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