A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.
The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.
Camping in the heat with a swamp ass wedgie
John’s camping wedgie was so far up his swamp ass that it was painful
Camping in hot weather. So hot that you have swamp ass and your wedgie is stuck and painful
Dang, it was so hot camping that John had a camping wedgie
An example of a squidy swishy wedgi can be can be a very Hanson looking squidwarb, furthermore this squid can grab ur undies gracefully and snatch it off
OMG! EMILY I think I got a squidy swishy wedgi 🧑 🦲
A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole
Oh man I've got a real wedgy burner
A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it
"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"