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Someone who enjoys licking and/or tonguing their sex partner's anus.
Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".
First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.
She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.
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See "Windows" for the first part of the definition. ME stands for Mangled Edition.
My computer is rendered useless by having Windows ME installed upon it.
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(Win-Dohss-Vistah) Garbage
Yo man im done my friut gushers where do i throw out the wrapper???
In the windows vista
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When a person stares at the ass or genitals of another person without actually touching them.
Guy: *staring at a woman's ass*
Woman: Hey! I see you window shopping there!
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A malicious computer software created by Microsoft. The sick company designs the operating system to be vulnerable to a wide spectrum of attacks, effectively ruining your computer, and forcing you to pay for repairs, or buy another copy of there overpriced "product".
It is widely known that to increase sails, Microsoft took a reliable working product, and ripped off it's ideas. A genius move on Microsofts part, take down the competition by slapping their name on it, brilliant. That product is Mac OS X. However it is also apparent that Mac OS X kicks so much ass, it nocked over Microsofts crappy operating system, and T-bagged it.
"Hey, did Windows Vista bend you over and jack your wallet today"
"No man, I got a Mac, now vista just crashes in a corner for no reason"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I think it's taunting me, it keeps repairing itself to get me to use it again, so it can crash on me"
"Every night before Windows Vista "hibernates"(crashes), it checks it's closet for Mac OS X"
"Windows Vista was created by god, so man would truly appreciate Mac OS X"
"Chuck Norris uses a Mac, even though he is the only person in the world that Windows Vista will not crash for"
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Windows XP is like any other Microsoft program. You get to share your opnion on how things should work and get to send a report every time things go bad.
and they gather all that info, put it on a harddisk several terrabytes big, and do nothing with it. they just keep creating trash sofware so you can keep sharing your opnion. they like that, that way the coders get the attention they don't get at home.
A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
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