worm dorm

Where a worm lives when he/she is off getting a college degree

Hey Jim I'm gonna head back to my worm dorm after philosophy class.

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worm gurgling

The act of placing 5 or more penises in your mouth at once.

Jane loves worm gurgling

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Warm Worm

Where two penises enter an orifice at the same time.

Brad and Chad pulled a warm worm on Sandy's vagina because her butthole was already in use by Greg.

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Counting worms

Dead. Deceased. In the grave.

"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."

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schlong worm

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

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Worm hole

To stick your finger in potting mix before sticking it in someones ears.

Time to give someone a worm hole!

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red worm

when you jack it too hard and you're dick goes red.

Billy got a red worm after a 8 hour mastubation session

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