Worm Heart

The fatter region of the penis, typically found towards the mid-shaft-section.

The worm heart bears its name from the bulge in an earth worm where the heart resides. It is a rare sight, but a real lethal weapon.

Bro: "Dude what's that fuckin' bulge?"
Me: "Don't worry about me bro. That's just my worm heart."

Me: "Dude Kelly was loving that worm heart last night"
Chris: "Damn man, I wish I had a worm heart"

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worm dorm

Where a worm lives when he/she is off getting a college degree

Hey Jim I'm gonna head back to my worm dorm after philosophy class.

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worm gurgling

The act of placing 5 or more penises in your mouth at once.

Jane loves worm gurgling

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wibbly worm

A furry, light-up dildo that has eyes.... prefferably in blue, yellow, green, purple or red. Also known as Wilber the Wonderdildo

The other night wibbly worm and I had a hott night in.. if you know what I mean.

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schlong worm

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

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Worm hole

To stick your finger in potting mix before sticking it in someones ears.

Time to give someone a worm hole!

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pump the worm

The act of flexing and relaxing your index finger with the use of a bottle opener.

I was playing around with a bottle opener at the table on boxing Day when my auntie leant over and told me to 'pump the worm'.

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