red hoodie

A red hoodie is a word me and my friend created describing when a person says something and another person unintentionally says something that has either nothing or little to do with the subject or perhaps makes the subject really cursed. This usually happens in groupchats when two people are talking at the same time.

1. person 1: ,,you guys piss me off"

person 2: ,,ugh my cat is taking a shit rn"

3. dennis: ,,OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME MY CAT GOT CANCER"
person: ,,i have a red hoodie"

Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

Parting the Red Sea

Parting the red sea could mean several things, but the definition that people seem to use the most refers to when someone eats out a girl while she's on her period

*Talking about parting the Red Sea* @Iris:This feels like code for 🍽️ a girl 0ut when she’s on her 🩸

Raging Red Flag

The opposite of a red flag, what you call a really really cool person

Wyatt is such a raging red flag

hiding it by painting it red

a term used by magician's to hide something in plain sight so it blends in or to make something invisible socially

there is a audio recorder in this phone charger he was hiding it by painting it red

fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

Red dead is tomorrow

A symbolic expression to project when the playing of Red Dead Redemption Two will commence

Person 1: "hey, hope on Red Dead"
Person 2: Red dead is tomorrow