When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.
Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls
Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.
This is a very famous saying that has been around for years that Vegas Matt is the “Big Gorilla” and EJ is the “Little Monkey”. Rumor on the streets are that everyone is saying it
“Has anyone seen Vegas Matt? Yea I just saw the big gorilla and little monkey playing slots” Wbg was annoying the Big Gorilla with his silly puns
When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole
Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey
It is a family friendly way of saying I hate what you did or said
When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.
Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.
Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’