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Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 15, 2021


The Big Gorilla and Little Monkey

This is a very famous saying that has been around for years that Vegas Matt is the “Big Gorilla” and EJ is the “Little Monkey”. Rumor on the streets are that everyone is saying it

“Has anyone seen Vegas Matt? Yea I just saw the big gorilla and little monkey playing slots” Wbg was annoying the Big Gorilla with his silly puns

by Titsmcgee47 March 15, 2025


Astro monkey

Shot out bigger

That fucking Astro monkey.

by Liv3vil69 February 03, 2021


The Brown Monkey

When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole

Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey

by Stan cockin December 20, 2018


Monkey chukka

A way of saying I hate you

U stupid ugly monkey chukka

by Yyyttttrrreee456973 July 23, 2024


Monkey chukka

It is a family friendly way of saying I hate what you did or said

U stupid monkey chukka

by Yyyttttrrreee456973 July 23, 2024


monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024