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a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion
a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot
the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash
basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?
person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.
person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*
The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.
I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.
the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece
also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"
the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece
also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
email with questions at: newjerseyhotplate@gmail.com
"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"
First, a man performs anal sex on his partner. After finishing, he must remain in his partner's anus until he is able to urinate. He then urinates into the anal cavity. He then pulls out while his partner clenches the anus, containing the "goodness". The man puts his face in front of his partners anus while his partner expels the contents inside of the anal cavity all over the face of the man.
Last night my girl gave me a New Jersey Volcano.
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