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New Balance Plan

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.

"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."

by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022


New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 28, 2015


New Yorker

A person that is from new york, but sounds like a man who born with a Canadian father and/or Midwestern Mother. You will also find them on the streets of Manhattan, and Texas where you will also find a 6'4" man who wears a New York Yankee hat and has Mutton Chops and streams on twitch once every week.

"Yes I am from New York, I am New Yorker, what's it to ya?"

by ShotgunChemistary June 8, 2022


New Yorkers

Foreigners and people from the west coast love them, but people from states bordering New York hate them because they bring their abhorrent driving to our peaceful states.

New Yorkers are a menace to the roadways of New England.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 22, 2021


Booze news

Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and of which the person now has booze-generated amnesia.

Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news

by thewordfarmer January 13, 2018


Booze news

Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and from which the person is now suffering from booze-generated amnesia.

Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news

by thewordfarmer January 13, 2018


The New School

A big community consists of highly socially conscious individuals, progressive LGBTQI+ friendly environment, also a big community of very poetic and creative misfits and rebels. However, New Schoolers usually just call each other unicorns instead.

Ex: These works and/or students are so socially aware and engaged, they must be from The New School!

by the-impossible November 7, 2018