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On August 2nd is National send titties day since it's the day after National girlfriends day. Girls have to send their s/o a titty pic.
S/o: It's National send titties day
Her: Okay i'll send them
October 21st is National Shut Up Carchi Day.
“Hey guys what’s up”
“Shut up Carchi”
“What day is today?”
“It’s National Shut Up Carchi Day”
Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
Your girlfriend has to send you a picture of there pussy
This holiday is on April 2nd
boyfriend: Hey babe look what day it is
Girlfriend:Monday
Boyfriend:no national see pussy day!
Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!
Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..
A time where everyone gathers to have a joyful holiday on February 11th
A national holiday that comes once a year on the beautiful day of November 7. We celebrate this day for big pimp which is the mr meaty. So errrbody get yo pimpin on ya diiiggg!!!
Wassup big pimp
Wassup nigglet
You on tha pimpin shi huh?
Hell yeah it’s national pimp day homie
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