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Two fingers bust the nut is a double espresso with almond milk
If it is ok could I please have two fingers bust the nut? To go please
in regards to the 'water' that escapes the 'bottle' on a 'school bus'
no, dont bring anymore nut water to school eric!
when you nut in your hand and then ball it up and throw it at someone
DUDE CATCH! ew dude thats a nut wad
When you get with someone for many months or years without anyone knowing.
John: Nathan I cant believe you got with Fran for so long without telling me.
Nathan: Yes I’ve truly japed you.
John: wow you’ve been naughty nutting me for so long!
Is when a female puts your nuts in her hand and licks and sucks the magic stick until you nut then when you do she takes the nut and puts it in a jar and sits it in her house somewhere as if they were ashes and calls it her kids then when she wants to get pregnant she fertlizes it
Can you do a nut wish please during sex lady...we gon have to edit that out.
When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size
sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....
(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy