One punch man

A inferior version of overwatche's doomfist.
A bad anime.

One punch man sucks!

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yacked one out

An extremely insane ejaculation

“Hey bro! Why are you so sleepy today?”

“Yeah bro sorry, I yacked one out last night”.

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Two girls one cup

The undisputed "Sexiest Internet Video".
Two girls one cup contians to female pornography stars defacating in each others mouths.

The video caused much controversy due to it's extreme graphic content. ;)

Guy1: Hey man can you chill tonight?

Guy2: Nah man, I've been feeling lonley lately so I'm gonna go "do the busting" to Two girls one cup

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Slip one past the keeper

To root a chick

So did you slip one past the keeper?

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leave the broken ones at home

to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.

1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?

Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.

2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!

Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.

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baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

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The One Eyed Monkey

Push your dick In the girls eye so hard that it comes out the ass hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her butthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she'll Burn your dick on fire just for giggles.

My And My Dylan Flanagan Josh Arista And Pat Oliver Have Done The One Eyed Monkey Have You?

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