Ur Mom

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Ur Mom

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

ur mom

ur mom is so fat

ur mom joke

ur mom

she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist

ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)

ur mom

the funniest comeback in history

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)

Ur Mom

1. The biggest whore in history
2. The person in my bed
And 3. The cheapest slut imaginable

(Joey) Man my mom fucked three guys last night
(Tom Bradey) Shut the fuck up Joey, Ur Mom is a whore

Ur mom

Someone that you fuck on the daily(preferably anyone's mom)

I did Ur mom last night.